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Attention: All Single Ladies

• Honor student of Business Administration Class 2007, UCLA.
• Young Bussinessman (solely own a five star Sports Club and Beach Resort)
• Multilingual -  Can FLUENTLY speak Chinese, Nihonggo, French, German, English and Filipino.
• Sports enthusiast – a great swimmer indeed.

What he can do for you? (Or should I say what he DID in the name of love)

• Gave up his Masteral Education in Yale University (yes, YALE!) just to be with you when you are hospitalized
• Distance is not a problem even he lives in LA. But he’s currently in the Philippines – doing #1.
• Threw his VISA, passport and plane ticket the moment you said you don’t want him to leave the country
• Search all stores in the States just to buy the limited edition crystalized toy you wanted
• Asked a well-known jeweler to make a ring customized just for you

Oh. Am I talking exaggerately? Nah. I still didn’t include when he rented the whole open stadium for the anniversary surprise and when he said “look up!”, you will see the cheesy message written in the sky. Yes, he paid bucks for skywriting! Imagine that! Wish Panda Bear will do that for me. Kiddin’. Oopps! Me and my big mouth.

And when you are trapped in the middle of the island in the middle of the night with someone who can’t see your value and you want to go home but you don’t know where to go or what to do aside from cyring all night long, cursing bad moods that eats you up? He did one little call and send the chopper to pick you up and bring you to your heavenly home even he is million miles away. The problem is, you choose to torture yourself by staying. Such a masochist girl. Ohmigod! Me and my BIGGER mouth.

Enough! Why am i saying all of this? Nothing much. I just want to “sell” my cousin J. So i’m calling all single ladies out there! He’s available! Requirements?  Hmmm. You just need to deal Achi Vanny! (i know it’s super duper hard lolx)

…and his crazy friend M. Don’t forget to bring food for his pet snake, Yummy! Lolx. =)

Ahia, ru quo wo shuo dui bu qi, ni shi fou jiu hui yuan liang wo? Wo ai ni! ^__^

~ SHOBE ~

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